I was too lazy to create a truly awesome thing with this data so I made an API for you too build something better. Use this API to create a slack bot that sends a random excuse on your design stand-up everyday, create wallpapers with an excuse for each day of the year, or just play with it and make me spend $$$ on server costs, idk what you're into.
The documentation under here is the bare minimum I could do, for a better view at the how the api works run this collection on postman...
Get a random designer excuse
https://api.lazydesignerexcuses.com/randomGet a random excuse from a perticular tag
https://api.lazydesignerexcuses.com/random/{{tag}}Get all unique tags
https://api.lazydesignerexcuses.com/tagsGet all the excuses togeather
https://api.lazydesignerexcuses.com/allGet an excuse by its corresponding id
https://api.lazydesignerexcuses.com/{{id}}Get the total number of excuses present.
https://api.lazydesignerexcuses.com/total